Waiting For That Rocket

I don’t know about any of you other slaves to the hourly wage, but I would argue that the worst part of having to wait to punch in is the waiting to punch in. I’m almost always early to work and that last ten minutes before you can clock in just drags on For-ev-er. Someday I’m going to be able to come in, clock in right away or (wait for it) just go to work because I’m salaried. Unfortunately, because that time is likely in my distant future, for now I’m stuck a slave to the timeclock, waiting for the hour to chime, ready to go down and serve customers the best I can.